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Some days, the world just needs a reminder to dial down the nonsense. This tee is your go-to uniform for those days when patience is thin, and tolerance for stupidity is even thinner. It’s a public service announcement wrapped in a shirt, politely asking everyone to leave the clownery at the door. Perfect for the no-nonsense individual who isn’t here for the drama, but will gladly serve up some sass when needed. Wear it, and let the world know today’s not the day for any of that dumbfuckery.

• 100% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem