Not Morgan Freeman

Brace yourself for the shirt that tells it like it is, with a narrator who definitely isn’t the soothing voice of reason you were hoping for. Meet “Not Morgan Freeman,” the shirt that celebrates the true voice of our chaotic times—Bobcat Goldthwait

Perfect for those who appreciate the absurdity of the last few years, this tee is your go-to for sparking awkward conversations and reliving those “Did that really just happen?” moments. Whether you’re navigating a global pandemic or just trying to survive the daily news cycle, this guy’s got your back—probably with a bemused smirk and a half-hearted shrug.

Wear it proudly, and let everyone know that if reality had a narrator, it would definitely be this guy. Because why not?

• 100% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem