Parental Code

Attention all parents: this tee is your secret handshake in shirt form! To the uninitiated, it’s just a jumble of letters, but to those in the know, it’s a battle cry, a mantra, and a daily reality all rolled into one. “G.Y.A.I.T.M.F.H.R.N.B.I.B.Y.A” might look like nonsense, but trust us, it’s the code that gets you through the day—because sometimes, you just need a reminder to Get Your Act In The Mood For Handling Real Nonsense Before It Blows Your Armageddon. Wear it with pride, knowing that only your fellow warriors of parenthood will understand the struggles, the laughter, and the love behind every letter. Decode it, live it, and let the non-parents wonder!

• 100% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem