Get ready to mourn the loss of those precious two extra seconds that kept your dropped snacks safe! According to Project 2025, the “5 Second Rule” is getting a brutal downgrade to just 3 seconds, costing Americans billions in perfectly good floor food. This tee is your badge of protest against the kind of madness that hits us where it hurts—in the stomach. Wear it with pride and let the world know you’re not giving up those extra seconds without a fight!
Perfect for anyone who believes in food conservation—or just likes to push the limits of what’s still edible!
• 100% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
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