Hold onto your Blizzards, folks—this is the future under Project 2025! Imagine a world where the iconic Dairy Queen cup flip is banned, all in the name of “efficiency” or some nonsense like that. This shirt captures the heartbreak of every DQ fan who lives for that suspenseful, gravity-defying moment. It’s a satirical nod to the absurdities of a future where even our simplest pleasures are under threat. Wear it as a badge of defiance or just to see how many people share your sense of humor—or love of soft serve!
Get this tee and stand in solidarity against the true injustices of tomorrow—no cup flip, no peace!
• 100% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
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