Project 2025 Whipped into shape

Forget about Big Brother; it’s all about Big Condiments now! Dive headfirst into the culinary dystopia of Project 2025 with our latest tee, featuring the shocking revelation from page 412: mayonnaise is out, and Miracle Whip reigns supreme!

This shirt is the ultimate satirical jab at the left’s wildest conspiracy theories, proving once and for all that when it comes to Project 2025, nothing is too outrageous. Whether you’re a die-hard mayo fan or just enjoy stirring the political pot, this tee is guaranteed to spice up any conversation—and maybe even your next sandwich.

• 100% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem